Happy New Year! Did I tell you I have a new hard drive? Well, it all happened in a very odd way. Just out of the blue one day, my computer started making these weird whirring sounds. Each time the I heard the weird whirring sound the computer would freeze completely. At first I suspected a virus, which is unlikely because I keep updated on virus stuff as much as possible. Also, I don't use Outlook, I don't open e-mail attachments, and I don't download from any site that I don't trust. To make a long story short way too late, it turned out to be something with the hard drive. Something I could not screw up, at least not wittingly. Most likely it had something to do with actuactor arm or whatever you call the devices that read and write to the disks. Well, I nearly lost my mind when I called the place I bought it and they wanted me to pay over $80 for service and diagnosis. I just bought the thing last summer and payed a handsome price for it too. Anyway, the shop decided I shouldn't pay and replaced the hard drive for free. Let me add, I received an extra 3 gigs. They will forever have my business. Ladies and gentlemen of central New Jersey, I'm proud to advertise for PCWarehouse located on Rte. 9 N in Freehold. I'm almost fully enrolled in DeVry. Yesterday evening I took the entry test and the counselor seemed somewhat impressed. I know that my scores are merely above average, but I think he might of been fooled by my scrubby looks and inability to speak English well. I can't blame him. I've been wearing this scruffy Timberland hat to hide my head, put it this way, underneath this hat Macey Gray wouldn't even touch it! What I can't get over: is that polynomials are considered elementary algebra. It took me ten minutes to remember that stupid FOIL method. I hate being just above average, I want to be exceptional. I want to be friggin' Einstein, yet I'm not even going to get close to his level in my life time. If you know the secret to being exceptional please email me: umcdanielNOSPAM@yahoo.com. Don't think I'm joking either. I'm tired of getting IQ report saying Im borderline genius. I want one that says "You are a genius." Borderline has a negative connotation for me, I can be borderline psychotic, borderline obese, but never borderline genius.
posted by Lady Ursula at 2:29 AM