It's been a month and too much has happened to even contemplate explaining. So the fast version. money spending new hair-do money spending tried to vote at primaries for govenor ,etc. when I never registered as a democrat in the first place money spending car on the road, its a bomb but it gets me from a to b money spending tell dad's girl-pig off, dad puts restraining order on me and kicks me out money spending I stay with legally declared psychotics for the weekend and someone Im close to gets sick of it all and now Im homeless with two cars to manage money spending day's inn my new home :Watched some movie with Kevin Bacon playing a retarded person that wasn't so retarded, and saw Carrie and Deloris Claireborne too money spending my face starts to clear up money spending my bowels let loose for two days in a row money spending my face keeps clearing up money spending VH1 for a week, but no internet, mexican females in freehold get on my nerves and come off as completely ignorant, i hope someone bombs that friggin 6-12 store just because the owners are ignorant and make me sick money spending new diary, SAT preparation, I love Eddie Vedder and that singer from Soundgarden money spending court date arrives, judge treats me like hardened criminal, but rules in my favour, I remain at Day's Inn for last night money worrying decided to give my childhood dream of being a performer a real try, am now searching for band members that like everything from Etta James to Holes (umcdaniel@yahoo.com) money worrying return to alcatraz, wish I had telekenesis for some obvious reasons attack of the killer spider at frigging seven a.m., im going to hell because I smushed/smashed the shit out of the 8 leg mf'er money worrying saves me from going completely broke lost 25 pounds in less than two weeks: Depression is the best diet Oh and let me bitch some more, I went to a friend for help during this past hell week and she neither refused nor offered. She didn't even see fit to just say she couldn't. FAKE BITCH. Now I know one person that won't be on my list of people to share my joys with. What pisses me off about the entire thing, I never did a damn thing to her, at least not compared to what she has done. Im usually the retaliator. Duh I should of known, anyone that would still from your momma and wait till she is dead for a couple of years to confess has no morals. I hope you're reading this. As a matter of fact, your pointless jealousy and paranoia were the only things that were wrong with our "friendship." I could take a million stabs at what's wrong with you, but why bother, you'll just point out someone else that has worse problems in your mind's eye. Lessons Learned: Beware of chics that are fatter than yourself, girls. They don't seem to realize that they are not the only ones that are fat and socially unacceptable on this planet. The whole time you think they are your friends, but they really are just doing things behind your back to undermine your own happiness. They are paranoid that their men will want you even though the guy doesn't even realize you are a female in the first place. Or worse they will like some guy and go tell him some fucked up shit about you just to make sure that he doesn't befriend you or date you. Some early warning signs you should look for: 1. Someone that you have known for years before you befriended this girl, suddenly hates you for no apparent reason at all. 2. When she gets a boyfriend, she turns to you and says "It's my turn now!" Even though you haven't had sex since WWI at the present time this occurs 3. She fixates on girls that are thin and socially acceptable, makes up bad shit about them or points out any minute detail that may make this girl seem not so perfect. She also will try to fall in favour with whoever is the girl's boyfriend of the moment. 4. She lies 5. She steals and lets others think that it is you that did it, especially when it comes to mothers and hot guys. 6. She spends her whole time with you, talking about everybody and anybody under the sun. Be extra careful with this because gossip is contagious. Also gossipers are liars and in this particular situation they may put the blame on you if the word gets out. 7. She has no clue the whole time that you are on to her doings, because she is always trying to make others miserable. 8. She seems to see everything possibly wrong with others, but woe to those that point out what's wrong with her. It's like she is in this perpetual state of self-pity and all others must suffer because some great injustice has been done to her. 9. Now this clue is the one that will let you know you are dealing with this kind of chic: She does everything imaginable and immoral with guys but when these things are only immoral when it comes to you. She will advise you not to have any fun with guys, but the very next day she'll break all the rules with the very guy that she told you not to have fun with. I hope you are reading this and I hope that you get right with yourself and grow the fuck up. Luckily, there were some people that thought more of me than to believe your lies and let me know that you were telling them. Perhaps now I should tell them some truths, but why bother? Wouldn't that just make me stooping to your level? I now baptise you and award you the title: "Miss Pitty Full" If only I had one of those great masks from that old Twilight Zone episode...
posted by Lady Ursula at 1:32 AM