oh snap i forgot this is Irish history month. i promise i won't do a bit on U2, although it's tempting.
i found a cute site:The Irish Gaelic Curse EngineEnglish: May Monica Lewinsky stab your cornflakes.
Irish: Go ropa Monica Lewinsky do chuid calóga arbhair.
Phonetic: guh RO-puh [Monica Lewinsky] duh khwihj KAH-lo-guh AH-ruh-wir.