I can't believe you guys out there. I think you're all cruel for not telling me about this site, which I nearly had an orgasm upon first glance. To make things worse the guy is leaving. Do they do weddings, because if I ever get married I would want them in charge of decorations. Can you say ummmmmmmmmm...
Ok, I'm not finished embarrassing myself yet. Now I have to tell you about how embarrassed I was to ride my pop's truck to the supermarket. Dont' tell him I told you this but he is the real Fred Sanford! There were peanut shells, friggin' empty coffee cops, toilet tissue ( I think from his nose) all over the place. In the wagon part there is all this junk, long friggin' poles that were sticking out from the back. To make things worse, I was wearing friggin' overalls
Do people still have sex?