So I'm sitting home listening to some Prodigy and studying Korean. It's a quiet Friday night; not to mention very cold. The phone rings and I'm thinking it is one of my sisters. However, a guy with an extremely teen-aged voice tells me he is selling gold or vogue and another is screaming "fuck you" in the background. The main telemarketeer starts laughing before he even gets into his game and hangs up. I thought it was funny and cute for a second. Then I realized that our phone number has been un-listed for over 20 years.

Coincidence or Retardation? It's the second prank I've gotten since I started this thing.The first one was someone that faked an old ladies voice. They had a Princeton/Trenton area code. What is the likely hood that these events are related? I've only had a couple of hundred guests! The likely hood that one of them knows me seemed slim. I'm not so sure anymore.

Anyways, I do my thing and get the phone number of the little pranksters. I call them back to find out who they are. Of course they live in my town. How stupid not to un-list their phone number and make a prank call. They don't say who they are, just make up a name. I get an apology and that's it.

So I get back into my Korean, but I'm still distracted. I'm wondering to myself, was making this weblog thing such a good idea afterall? My intention wasn't to attract assholes like that. My intention is to attract people that can relate with what I write or have valuable wisdom to share about the situations I go through. Well, just as I'm getting back into my Korean studies, the assholes call me back!

This time I get more obscenities and what-nots. This pissed me off. I really want to post their friggin' number on some raunchy usenet thread. I know that would be very dangerous to do. You can actually get fines and jail time for it. Instead I've decided to wait for more offense and then work on my Secret Solution. I can't tell it because they are probably reading this. Haven't they watched movies like Carrie, the Crow, Edward Scissorhands and the Gilbert Grape movie? It's not nice to be mean to someone for no reason, you just might get your due. Speaking of a movie to fit this theme: I Saw What You Did (1965)

Ok onto more pissin' and moaning. I got my first f-mail (flame mail). I was accused of being a "goody-two-shoes" and "dyke." OOOoo that hurt. I wear two good shoes and I can stop water from overflowing. What a coward, he used anony-mail! Apparently, I'm also a couple of racial slurs and don't know shit about John Ashcroft. Ok so I know that this is a Republican, Grand Ugly Wizard, Homophobic Jerk-Off. Next time use your name, fuck-face.

By the way I learned how to say:
Nobody gives a damn what he says (Shei ye bu mai tade zhang)
and This movie is a box-office smash (Zheige dianying ke maizuo la!)
in Mandarin Chinese.

Also how to count to five in Korean... eel, ee, sam, sa, aw.

posted by Lady Ursula at 11:49 PM