Ok, so what does Jennifer Lopez's butt, pedophiles and a wayward father have to do with me being asexual? Don't forget to meet KuKlux Karl.

Are you feeling brave? Cool! Log on to Napster and download anything by Laura Pausini.She has an awesome voice, imho. Don't forget to download that German rap song by Walter, Ich g'eh sth.or other. It's cute as all get out! More tips while you are on Napster:

anything by Prodigy ( I especially like Firestarter)
DLG's Volverè (bachata version.)
Crystal Method&Prodigy's Sidewinder
,the Sharam Jey remix of Sonique's Sky
and Madonna's Paradise.
You can't go wrong.

For the evil bitch I was arguing with on Yahoo, the pilates article that I was gabbing about is in the October '98 issue of Vogue (Oprah on the cover), page 274 in the Beauty section. Told you so! She accused me of lying when I said that pilates has been around a lot longer than two years. For some reason people are just now finding out about it and this grinch accused me of being a liar and then resorted to calling me fucked up names for no reason. Eh! Puttana! Non faccia la stupida and take that!

I've been pouting because my little freeserver site sucks compared to all of the other people's nice ass sites. I vow one day I'll learn how to make a nice one, but too busy right now. I also feel bad because I can't afford my own server and I definitely refuse to turn this thing into one! 32MB, said enough. Also,I'm scared to even get a quote on registering a domain. Aiya!

Anyways, I updated the links, created some new rants and posted another one of my infamous songs. I hope somebody checks it out. Arrivederci( this guy tell me to say it like "Arrivadayrsh") :)
posted by Lady Ursula at 5:12 AM